Thursday, October 22, 2020

My Top 100 Albums (75-51)


The list rolls on. This post will cover albums 75 through 51. Brief refresher of the rules of the list:

1) One album per band

2) No greatest hits albums

3) Not a music critic, pure amateur here

While I enjoy all the albums that have made the list so far, now we're starting to get into the good stuff.  You may not be familiar with all the artists in this section but I'd recommend giving these albums a legitimate chance. And if you like what you hear, most of these bands have multiple albums so you could stumble into something good.  Sometimes it's hard for me to give a full album a chance because Spotify has made it so easy to just sink back into artists and playlists that I already know.  And more than 80% of the time, I never listen again to anything new but I never view it as a waste of time because in that 20% when I find something good, it's worth it.  

#75
Enema Of The State
Blink-182


In the song "What's My Age Again", Blink-182 boldly proclaims that the twenty-something year old rockers still act like they're in freshman year.  For me, I was about to enter my freshman year when this album was released.  What a surprise that the simple song with sophomoric lyrics would resonate with the 14 year old me.  Side note: When I saw the title of the album, Enema of the State, I just thought they had misspelled "enemy" as some kind of slang or just to be wacky.  It didn't take long for my friends to correct me and inform me what an enema was.  (sigh) Growing up.

Given the album cover, there was zero chance that my mom would have signed off on this purchase (our family had a firm anti-latex glove stance).  Luckily for me, Napster came into existence that summer so it wasn't long before I was utilizing our family phone line and 50 pound desktop computer to download a song at a two song per hour clip.  However frustrated my parents were about how much I was using dial-up internet, that problem would only grow when I would discover AOL and MSN messenger one year later.  But those were 2000 problems.  This was 1999 when Y2K was looming, cell phones were as big as a Kindle, and TRL was a thing.  

I bring up TRL because Blink-182 was featured prominently there and that's important because this band became as much a pop music sensation as they were a rock band.  That's particularly ironic given that the "All the Small Things" video was a send-up of a lot of pop music videos of the day (e.g. Backstreet Boys at an airport, "Genie In A Bottle" at the beach).  The band was huge and this album was their zenith.  The vocals are distinctive but in the same vein of other pop punk rock acts like Sum-41, but what distinguished Blink's sound was Travis Barker's drumming.  It's the driving force behind each song, and even in more mellow tracks like "Adam's Song" Barker still injects a rising drum solo toward the end.  That sound has helped the album age well as opposed to some of the lyrics which just seem overly dumb now or just outdated.  I haven't had the courage to play "Dumpweed" in our house for fear of the chorus line "I need a girl that I can train".  

Enema Of The State is an album that we can look back on fondly but makes us feel just a little bit uncomfortable.  Not unlike freshman year of high school.  "Adam's Song", "What's My Age Again", "All the Small Things", and "Mutt" are the highlights of album number 75 and, at only 35 minutes, the album breezes by and does not overstay its welcome.

#74
End Of The Innocence
Don Henley


Don Henley in all his long-haired, cigarette-smoking glory (seriously, look at this album cover) put out this gem of an album in 1989.  It's true that his best known songs are probably "Boys of Summer" or "Dirty Laundry", but The End Of The Innocence is the peak of his solo career.  Fun fact:  I covered the end of my innocence in the album #75 write-up when I found out what an enema was!  

There's so much melodrama in these songs; you can wallow in it if that's the mood you're feeling. "The End of the Innocence", "The Last Worthless Evening", "New York Minute", and, my favorite, "The Heart Of The Matter" carry the 10-track album and its relatively long run time of 53 minutes. Listen for Guns 'N Roses front man Axl Rose as the background vocals in "I Will Not Go Quietly".  Henley by far had the best post-Eagles career of any of his former bandmates, save for Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On" being immortalized as the opening title song of Beverly Hills Cop.  

Relax, listen to Henley's voice and enjoy album number 74 while wondering if Henley's inclusion on the list counts as the Eagles entry.

#73
Flood
They Might Be Giants


What a difference in lyrics between earlier list entries like Rise Against and today's band They Might Be Giants.  One tries to spur social change and activism and the other literally sings about "Whistling In The Dark".  Formed in the early eighties, They Might Be Giants uses lyrics that aim for absurdity or humor written over the top of very unconventional but very catchy melodies.  

When I was in seventh grade, I took a typing class, which sounds like something Peggy Olson from the first season of Mad Men would enroll in, but at least my school had the foresight that these fancy computers would probably be pretty vital to work and life in the future.  The computer lab shared the space with a high school Excel course and I was seated next to a sophomore. I remember this kid as a computer whiz but in actuality, it was probably just because he knew how to use copy/paste using Alt+E+S+V (Excel jokes!). 

Whatever his computer proficiency, he had a lot of free time on his hands and would spend a lot of that time listening to music at a very low volume but still audible to me.  If you're young or have forgotten, let me remind you that desktop computers had CD-ROMs which allowed for playing CDs.  He listened to the They Might Be Giants album Flood for a few days straight.  After a few days, I finally had the courage to ask him who the band was.  He seemed thrilled that someone was actually expressing interest in this band and immediately let me borrow it to listen to at home.  

I made a physical copy that night which was significantly easier than if I had tried to download the album over Kazaa.  Again, in case you've forgotten, trying to download a 19 song album (plus the seventeen viruses that Kazaa threw in for free) would take all night via the dial-up connection most of us were still using in 1997.  I've been hooked on the album since then and it's something that's so simple that even my daughters enjoy it in the car.  

I think that may have been the only thing that the upperclassman and I had in common other than a random seat assignment, but just shows that music is a great way to find common ground.  The 1990 platinum album Flood is the band's best work.  Once you get past the fact that the lyrics don't really mean anything deeper and shouldn't be dwelled on, the songs are so catchy (musical term). And if you don't like a particular song, it's usually over in a couple minutes as evidenced by the album length of 43 minutes despite being comprised of 19 songs. Highlights are "Birdhouse In Your Soul", "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)", "Particle Man", "Women and Men" and, my favorite, "Whistling In the Dark". At the number 73 spot, don't judge and enjoy an album that doesn't take itself seriously.

#72
Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival


I remember sitting in the back seat on the way home from Catholic Mass when I was eight or nine years old and my dad played Creedence Clearwater Revival's greatest hits album Chronicle, starting with "Lookin' Out My Back Door". That was around the time it was dawning on me that there was all this music from older generations that might be worth listening to.  

John Fogerty's voice is so distinctive and, to my knowledge, he's the only singer to be sued for plagiarizing himself so there's that. CCR's sound was described by Fogerty as "swamp rock" and you can argue that many of the songs sound the same. Mumford and Sons seemed to model their music as a modern day cousin of this, and it's funny that they also seem to experience some of the same criticism of repetition.  CCR put out some great tracks in the classic rock pantheon and their label sure hasn't been shy about loaning out their music for movie soundtracks (Forrest Gump, Remember the Titans, The Longest Yard) or even commercials ("Fortunate Son" for Levi's).  

The Chronicle greatest hits compilation is still the album I use to listen to the band more often than not,  but Cosmo's Factory is my favorite of their standalone albums.  There are short, well known tracks like "Lookin' Out My Back Door", "Run Through the Jungle", "Up Around the Bend", and "Who'll Stop the Rain" and there are long musical marathons like "I Heard It Through the Grapevine".  Embrace your inner bayou and enjoy album number 72.

#71
After The Party
The Menzingers


While After the Party is the official album entry to the list, I treat this album as the second half of a two-part album with the first half coming in the form of 2011's On The Impossible Past.  

It's rewarding when a band's members are the same age as you, the listener, because it usually means that the lyrical content matches the trajectory of your own life's progression.  In the On The Impossible Past album, the Philadelphia-based group touches on friends, bars, anger at materialism ("Nice Things"), recklessness and the invincibility of youth ("On The Impossible Past"), pursuing relationships ("Casey"), insecurity (very clear during the chorus on "The Obituaries"), or, said differently, all the beats of someone in their early to mid-twenties.  

My wife (then fiancee) and I saw them at The Electric Factory when they opened for The Gaslight Anthem in late November 2012. I hadn't heard of the band prior to the concert announcement but when I found out they were the opener I listened to the Past album and was interested in how they would be live.  During the opening song, "The Obituaries", vocalist Tom May spit on the stage floor in front of him a few times. As a result, if there was ever a chance I could get Katie into the band, they were now gone.  

I casually followed the band after that, but thought their next release Rented World was average.  But their follow-up, After The Party, seemed like a big step forward in both the sound and how much they were able to tap into the insecurity and restlessness that can come after your twenties fade and your thirties set in.  The chorus of the opening track "Tellin' Lies" very explicitly lays this out. The line "where we gonna go now that our twenties are over?" can be taken a multitude of ways.  In terms of relationships it can mean, "Are we good for each other long-term or is this just something for fun?".  It can be taken as more metaphorical as "where is my life going now that my twenties are over"?  Or it can be taken literally, as I think of that line every time my friends and I are in a bar (remember pre-Covid bars?), the younger twenty-somethings gradually take over as the night progresses, and we have to make the decision of where to go because we're clearly too old to stay here.  

"Lookers" confronts the reality of physical aging.  They write about the danger of holding on too long to the days of care-free drinking with your friends as it bleeds into lonely alcohol dependence ("The Bars").  There's some pretty bleak existentialism in "House on Fire" with the heavy line of "Yeah, does it make you nervous? / Have you fulfilled your purpose".  Those kinds of just-before-falling asleep anxiety thoughts are second only to wondering about the after-life.  

Based on the lyrics, I know this sounds like an album meticulously created to provoke an anxiety attack, but the music is so upbeat and strong that it serves as a good balance to the lyrics.  Oddly enough, the title track "After The Party" is my favorite and, whether it was the intent or not, it gives me the most comfort of any song on the album. The line that's repeated over and over is "After the party, it's me and you" and that's how I feel about my wife.  After the "party" and really good times in our twenties, in the end all that really matters is me and her.  And as we move on from milestone to milestone in life (kids, retirement, finally finishing The Americans) all that will really matter is it's me and her.  For whatever reason I love the analogy of metaphorically wrapping your arm around your partner's shoulder and walking out of the "party" and into the next phase of life.  Might be deeper than what the band originally intended but art is all about how you choose to interpret it, right?  But, full disclosure, I thought "Tub Thumping" was an in depth exploration of the dangers of alcoholism and "Macarena" was a study on the struggles of dating culture in Latin America.  

However much you read into After the Party, I suggest you pair it by first listening to On The Impossible Past before diving into album #71.

#70
Collective Soul
Collective Soul


A band that can get lost in the shuffle of modern rock band history, Collective Soul put out its share of hits in the mid to late nineties starting with "Shine" in 1994.  But it was this album that was the much heavier hitter and is the most complete album.  

The song order follows an unconventional path compared to other albums on this list.  Most albums start strong and then fade completely or start strong, lag in the middle and finish strong.  I find the beginning of the album to be the weakest with "Simple" and "Untitled" more experimental than the sharper songs as the album progresses, with the middle tracks "The World I Know", "Gel", "December" and "Where The River Flows" (a song that's going for the record of the grungiest guitar work that has ever grunge-d) serving as the core of the album before "Bleed" and "Reunion" close the 46 minute album down on a calmer note.  

The band would put out another notable album in 1999, Dosage, boasting the tracks "Heavy", which was a high school weight room staple, and "Run" which was immortalized in the Varsity Blues soundtrack (cue me saying out loud "I don't want yer life" while typing this).  But the band's self-titled 1995 album, coming in at number 70 on the list, would be the peak of a solid career.

#69
Stuck On Nothing
Free Energy


Thirty-one albums in and I have not deviated from my original list.  That will change with album number 69.  This spot was originally intended for the Guns N Roses album Appetite For Destruction.  It's an incredibly successful album that includes three all-time great rock songs in "Paradise City", "Sweet Child Of Mine", and "Welcome To The Jungle".  But in listening to it again, I felt a twinge of annoyance at listening to Axl Rose's voice for that extended period of time. And, while the rest of the album is good, I don't have a real favorite track other than those incredibly well known songs.  I acknowledge its rightful place in rock history but it won't be included here...other than what I just wrote about it.  

In its place is a local Philly band who put out their debut album Stuck on Nothing in 2010 to acclaim from Rolling Stone and Spin, released one more album three years later, and then faded from view.  While the band's run was shorter than a presidential term, this gem of an album remains.  The first four songs are strongest stretch including "Free Energy", "Dream City", "Bang Pop", and "All I Know" but the whole album is strong with a consistent, laid back feel. Album number 69 didn't break the mold of rock and roll but I come back to it every few months or so.  And I feel better about including it here rather than throwing more accolades toward egomaniac Axl Rose.

#68
TRUE
Avicii


I used to volunteer (not court ordered) as a counselor at a four-day summer camp for high schoolers.  On the last night there would be a dance and, in an effort to save money and pad my ego, I was asked for a few years to "DJ".  I am using quotation marks because I was DJ-ing in the same way that I drive a car while on the interstate under cruise control.  I would simply plug in an iPod (younger readers, it was a phone without the annoying texting, phone calls and social media interaction) and let the kids enjoy themselves.  

High school dances are stereotypically filled with a lot of awkward, unsure shifting of weight, avoidance of eye contact, and leaning on walls.  Guilty as charged there for me too back when I was a sixteen year old on or, more accurately, within the vicinity of a dance floor.  So getting these kids to dance was a challenge, even if I was a world class DJ, which, again, I am not.  In 2011 the vibe in the room was particularly rough since the dance floor provided to us was in a room that was 90% windows and the dance started at 7 o'clock in July.  These kids didn't even have the cover of darkness to mask their insecurity, arm pit stains (again, July) and boredom (that last one's on me).  So I reached for the panic button only twenty minutes into the dance.  And that "break in case of emergency" song was "Levels" by Avicii.  Kids went nuts.  Ice was broken.  It was a fun night for everyone after that.  

Some people are just born with incredible innate abilities that, if they're lucky, they discover early in life and then nurture.  For me, it's the amazing ability to compile arbitrary lists to feed my narcissism (if you're reading this, thank for you indulging me).  For Tim Bergling, aka Avicii, it was the ability to not only create EDM tracks that were incredibly uplifting and infectious as evidenced by the reactions of those kids on the dance floor.  But there were plenty of great DJs before Avicii and there will be more that come after.  What separated him into an all-time echelon was his ear and foresight to incorporate what was happening in other parts of the musical world into his own music.  In  the mid-2010s he must have known that bands with a certain folksy or country sound (Mumford and Sons, Lumineers) were rising in popularity.  Instead of judging it, he used it in his own songs like "Hey Brother" as a way to draw even more listeners into his orbit. He even used folk singer Audra Mae for the track "Addicted To You". 

TRUE is a phenomenal album with hit after hit coming on all ten tracks.  Some songs are a fusion of folk and EDM like "Hey Brother" or the song-so-big-you-can't-escape-it "Wake Me Up".  Others are more straightforward EDM songs that should have some part of your body tapping or nodding like "You Make Me" or "Heart Upon My Sleeve".  It's a shame that he's gone and it sounds like he had his share of problems, which is hardly surprising when you make it that big, that fast, in that industry, in that lifestyle when you're a teenager.  He left an indelible mark on the music world though.  "Levels" might be played at my daughters' prom if that's even still a thing in 2033 and what greater accomplishment is there than creating something that gives people confidence and enables their ability to have a good time?  Actually, I think I may have just described amphetamines but you get what I mean.
  
TRUE still makes me happy in the car, in the gym or in the office and it's the number 68 album on the list.  

#67
Bad Blood
Bastille


Nothing like the first song off your first album becoming arguably your biggest hit.  That's what I can write about Bastille after three albums to date.  With "Pompeii", the lead single off their debut album Bad Blood, they were able to tap into something special by blending big drums, some tribal chanting, and lead singer Dan Smith's ranging falsetto, slightly haunting British voice into a massive hit.  

But that doesn't mean the rest of the album is a throwaway or even much of a decline.  "Things We Lost In The Fire" and "Bad Blood" finish off the strong, upbeat start before "Overjoyed" slows things down.  Highlights the rest of the way include "Icarus", "Laura Palmer", "Flaws", "Daniel In the Den" and, my favorite, "Laughter Lines" which somehow didn't make the initial album cut, and is only available as a bonus track.  

The band continued the momentum from their debut with two solid subsequent albums.  Particular kudos to their most recent album, Doom Days, which tells the story of a night out in London during the apocalypse starting from midnight ("Quarter Past Midnight") all the way to waking up on the kitchen floor the next morning ("Joy").  That album was close to getting the nod for this list but the songs from Bad Blood are just too strong.  The middle album, Wild World, has some bright spots like "Blame", "Send Them Off" and "Good Grief" but it's the weakest of the three albums. But when the bar was set as high as the number 67 album, Bad Blood, it will be hard for any future album to top. Still, I look forward to listening to them try.

#66
Morning View
Incubus


As a teenager, I wanted the music I bought to be edgy and cool.  I don't think I was alone in that given that marketing to teens is centered around a "buy this and you'll be cool" theme.  Listening to Incubus made me feel that way.  Lead singer Brandon Boyd seemed to exude "cool".  They had a DJ!  The sound could be loud at times but then heartfelt and sincere.  I caught on to the band when everyone else did with their third album Make Yourself which boasted the hits of "Pardon Me", "Stellar", "I Miss You" (love to know how many long distance couples used that on-the-nose track as "their song"), and the band's biggest hit "Drive".  

As much as that album grabbed me, their next album Morning View is what makes it onto the list.  There are a couple tracks I could still do without but "Nice To Know You", "11 AM", "Warning", "Are You In", the hard rocking "Under My Umbrella", and my favorite "Wish You Were Here" are more than enough to compensate for that weakness.  Following the release in 2001, the band started to lose me with their next album A Crow Left of the Murder... (I can't type that without either a slight head shake or mild eye roll) which was good, not great as the band got more experimental.  By the time Light Grenades came out I was only following the band passively at best.  

I have still enjoyed listening to Make Yourself and Morning View over the years but the enjoyment now is more about the music itself rather than an image I'm trying to portraying.  Knowing what I know now about the much wider scope of music that existed in 2001, the notion that a band like Incubus that was plastered all over MTV was edgy doesn't make much sense.  That was more or less confirmed when I came across an interview that Spin wrote on Boyd in 2001 that Incubus's music was "kid-tested/mother approved guitar rock".  It doesn't matter.  If there's been one theme of this list, it's that you should listen to what makes you happy and for me, that's the number 66 album, Morning View.

#65
Hotel California
Eagles


It's inevitable that most of us follow the musical path that our parents put us on.  For some, it's the Beatles.  For others, it's The Temptations.  For me, the two artists that I most strongly associate with my parents are Ben E. King and Eagles.  There won't be a Ben E. King album on this list, or even one from The Drifters although Save The Last Dance For Me is pretty great.  King is responsible for what is a top ten all time song in "Stand By Me" but I'd be lying if I said I put on a full non-compilation album from him on a consistent basis.  Eagles, on the other hand, are a different story.  This was one of my dad's favorite bands so I was exposed to them from an early age.

I think part of what draws us to the music of our parents' youth is that it allows us to envision them as something other than our parents - as young people who had insecurities, hopes, and flaws.  And in that way, we can identify with them further because we can see them as something other than just our parents.  I could picture my dad listening to albums from bands like Eagles and Mountain in his room the same way that I would listen to my favorite albums.  I think about that when I play music in the house and whether my daughters will one today associate me with the "classic rock" of their youth like Green Day or Weezer.

I don't know what there is to say about Eagles that hasn't already been said.  All-time rock band. Split up by ego, alcohol and exhaustion (never happened to a band before). Spawned solo careers of Don Henley, Glenn Frey, and Joe Walsh.  The band's music after Walsh's addition was superior to the earlier albums in my opinion and he brings a lot to the table on the Hotel California album.  He supplied the opening guitar riff that became "Life In The Fast Lane" as well as the vocals for "Pretty Maids All In A Row", which are two of the strongest tracks on the album.  "Hotel California" might be the band's most well-known song and it's the anchor to the number 65 album.

#64
Lights and Sounds
Yellowcard


If you're appalled that I put Yellowcard ahead of Eagles, things are only going to get worse from here.

Sure, "Ocean Avenue" is Yellowcard's biggest hit and Ocean Avenue is their most successful album (not surprising that a Jacksonville band incorporated the ocean into their work), but I would argue Ocean Avenue felt more like a collection of singles whereas 2006's Lights and Sounds was at least an attempt at making a more complete album.  

I'm a sucker for a long prelude, preferably using strings or piano, with an abrupt smash to the song opening (e.g. Kanye's "All of the Lights", Muse's "Survival", even Eminem's "Lose Yourself").  So when Yellowcard starts the album off with the instrumental strings and piano track "Three Flights Up" only to cut right into "Lights and Sounds", I was immediately hooked on the album opening and it still amps me up 14 years later.  That's followed up with my favorite Yellowcard song "Down on My Head".  

The next nine tracks can be a little uneven but the strength of "Sure Thing Falling", "Rough Landing, Holly", "Martin Sheen or JFK", and "Words, Hands, Hearts" balance out the weaker songs.  The weakest of those is "Two Weeks From Twenty" which just feels like a forced "war is bad" song because this was 2006 and most musicians hated George W. Bush (*loses train of thought imagining how great it would be to have W. over either of the 2020 candidates*).  And it's not like the band is incapable of writing songs with a message as "Believe" from the Ocean Avenue album is one of the best 9/11 dedications I've heard.  

The album wraps up with "How I Go" and "Holly Wood Died".  "How I Go" was a song written for the Tim Burton film Big Fish which, if you haven't seen it, is two hours of a son coming to grips with his dad dying.  Watch that and Field of Dreams back to back and you run the risk of moving back in with your parents and never letting them out of your sight.  It's the only song on the album that feels out of place but it's still an enjoyable listen.  

The finale "Holly Wood Died" really wraps things up beautifully.  It's a strong rock track that, in the last minute, reverts to the piano intro from the first track "Up Three Flights".  I know it's a gimmick but it bookends the album so well.  It's the musical equivalent of the feather at the beginning and end of Forrest Gump.  

I followed the band for the next few albums but they didn't come close to repeating the success of Ocean Avenue, Lights and Sounds, or even their second album One For The Kids.  There were flashes of brilliance like the songs "Awakening", "Hang You Up", "Light Up The Sky", or the instrumental "Convocation".  Most bands would kill to have one great album.  This band had two with several other supplemental works so they're definitely a success; I just thought the band had more in store for them.  But the #64 album is not too shabby.

#63
Coloring Book
Chance The Rapper


Big horns, gospel choirs and excellent lyrics combine to make Coloring Book a very pleasurable listening experience.  In creating this list I found that some of the hip hop albums I loved when I was younger like Marshall Mathers LP or 2001 sound so angry and violent all these years later.  Unlike those albums, Coloring Book's positive sentiment and even humor make it more appealing as a continued re-listen.    It's election day as I post this so a little lightheartedness today never hurt anybody.  

"All We Got", "No Problem", "Angels", and "All Night" are my highlights.  Although the chorus of "All Night" refers to drinking all night which, at my age, now consists of staying up until 11:30 on a Saturday night with four beers.  I might need more than that depending on how the election results proceed over the next day / hopefully not weeks.  Relax, trust the (democratic) process and listen to album #63 for now. 

#62
Heartbeat City
The Cars


We may not know the presidential results yet but one thing we should all agree on is that The Cars front man Ric Ocasek had one of the most iconic and unique voices of any rock band.  His voice and the heavy use of keyboards / synthesizers as supplements to the standard guitar and drums make many songs from the band easily recognizable.  The Cars put out a murderer's row of pop rock hits across six albums in the 80s.  The infectious and appealing sound of many of the songs may have even worked to the detriment of the band as the years progressed as their inclusion in movies and commercials (Circuit City is gone but the commercials will live in my head forever) have a tendency to water down the true impact of hearing the band on a standalone album.  There's a similar phenomenon happening right now as Pandora jewelry, Allstate insurance, and Papa Johns are all using Bill Withers's "Lovely Day".  Please leave that song alone.

I really could have picked any of the albums from The Cars for this list but it really came down to their debut album, The Cars, and their fifth album, Heartbeat City.  As iconic as that debut album is ("Just What I Needed", "Good Times Roll", "Best Friends Girl", "Moving In Stereo"), I gave the nod to Heartbeat City largely because the great songs on the album haven't suffered from being as overplayed. The ten track album starts and ends strong with "Hello Again" and "Heartbeat City" serving as musical bookends and in between are "Magic", "I Refuse", "Drive", and, my favorite song from the band, "You Might Think".

Do your best Ric Ocasek impression as you enjoy album number 62.  

#61
Nothing Is Wrong
Dawes


"A Little Bit of Everything" from the Nothing Is Wrong album gets me wistful and even a little sad on every listen.  That's probably the only time someone has written that sentence about a song that features a verse about an older gentleman selecting food at a buffet.  Although when I was a kid and they were out of pepperoni in the Sunday Pizza Hut all-you-can-eat buffet, I would become pretty melancholy so maybe it's all connected.  At any rate, the folk rockers from California, Dawes know how to write a rock song with a straightforward narrative and regarding topics to which almost everyone can relate, whether that's thinking of a friend from your youth that you lost touch with ("All Your Favorite Bands"), self-sabotaging a relationship out of jealousy ("Who Do You Think You're Talking To"), or contemplating what's important in life ("When My Time Comes").  

Credit to Philly's best source of new music 88.5 XPN (and the best working radio host / softball player in the business, Mike Vasilikos) for playing the song "If I Wanted Someone" on a summer weekday morning.  It was my first exposure to the band and I went down the rabbit hole that night finding that the rest of the Nothing is Wrong album was just as enjoyable as that single.  Other highlights include "Time Spent In Los Angeles", "Moon In The Water", and "My Way Back Home" but the whole album is an enjoyable listen, especially the aforementioned finale "A Little Bit of Everything".  I had just proposed around the time that I heard the full album so the line toward the end of the song of "so on that day in late September / it's not some stupid little ring / I'm getting a little bit of everything" hit me especially hard.  Or, you know, it's somehow food related.  

Whether it's my heart or my stomach, I'm somehow connected to the number 61 album. 

#60
Jagged Little Pill
Alanis Morissette


Like a Schoolhouse Rock video that was never fact-checked, Alanis Morissette taught all of us impressionable youth the incorrect meaning of the word "irony" in the summer of 1995.  Morissette's album Jagged Little Pill was a juggernaut in the mid-90s and for good reason.  The 12-track album was an effective mix of her unique vocals, semi-grunge guitar and...harmonica?  

Somehow it all worked as it was a big commercial success supported by the singles "Ironic", "Hand In My Pocket", "You Learn", "Head Over Feet", and "You Oughta Know" which immortalized Dave Coulier in a way other than the Full House "cut...it...out" hand motion (whether the story is real is irrelevant as it's part of the song's lore now).  The album's release came four months after Jewel put out her "Pieces Of You" album.  Both albums were in heavy rotation for my 16 year old sister.  And if you listen to the beginning of a song like "Ironic" it could be mistaken for a Jewel song, but that's before the guitar kicks in and Alanis's voice drops an octave.

The mid-nineties were a bright spot for women in rock as No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom would be released three months after Jagged Little Pill and Hole would vault more into the mainstream a couple years later with Celebrity Skin.  Alanis has stayed in the picture over the last 25 years both musically and culturally (married Ryan Reynolds for a minute there) but this album was indisputably her peak.  

Jagged Little Pill has stood the test of time (there's a musical!) and it wouldn't surprise me to hear the number 60 emanating out of one or both of my daughters' rooms in about ten years.  That would be ironic.  Actually, it's not ironic.  I'm not sure.  But don't blame me, I learned the definition from a mid-90s rock song. 

#59
The Sun And The Moon
The Bravery


It's unfortunate that so much of my association with this band revolves around their petty feud with The Killers.  Brandon Flowers of The Killers admits that he unnecessarily started the fight by saying that The Bravery was only signed as a band because of the success of The Killers.  Bravery singer Sam Endicott responded by saying Flowers had no personality and no sense of humor and that picking on him was like "picking on a kid in a wheelchair".  At that point battle lines were drawn and, while I knew that The Killers had started it, no one talks about Flowers that way.  I couldn't have been more in The Killers camp.

Before the feud started I had downloaded The Bravery's debut album and really enjoyed it, especially "Swollen Summer", "Unconditional" and "An Honest Mistake".  Listening to the album again, I really do hear the similarity to The Killers so the accusation by Flowers did have some legitimacy.  The Sun And The Moon, however, has a sound that's more its own and it suits The Bravery much better.  Anchored by "Believe", "Time Won't Let Me Go", "Bad Sun", "This Is Not The End" and the downbeat "Tragedy Bound", the whole album is consistently solid throughout its 39 minute run time.  

Sadly The Bravery would only put out one more album, Stir The Blood, of which I was very much not a fan.  Hard to say who really won the feud.  Flowers states that he wishes he had never said anything and he acted like a jerk early in the band's days in part because he admired Oasis so much.  The Killers will go down as undoubtedly the better and more successful band but The Bravery did carve out their own small piece of rock history with album number 59 as their greatest work.

#58
Waking Up The Giants
Grizfolk


Grizfolk opened for Andrew McMahon In The Wilderness in Philly three years ago.  I had never heard of them but I like to at least sample the opener's album(s) before the show to get a sense of what they'll play.  If I'm not a fan, my wife and I can enjoy the pre-show dinner reservation a little longer or, at the very least, avoid paying the babysitter as much.  

In this case, I was very impressed with what I heard from Grizfollk and their album Waking Up The Giants.  There's really not a song that I don't enjoy on the album but highlights are "Into The Barrens", "Troublemaker", "Waking Up The Giants", "Waiting For You", and, my favorite, "Bounty On My Head".  The musical style is in the vein of Mumford and Sons and there's not much musical variety over the course of the album.  So if you enjoy one song, you'll enjoy them all.  Conversely, if you're bored three tracks in, then just resign yourself to the fact that album number 59 is not for you. But at least it didn't cost you a babysitter to find out.  

#57
S&M
Metallica


The gamble that a sound marriage between Metallica and the San Francisco Symphony helmed by Michael Kamen would work could have ended in musical disaster.  It wasn't like Metallica's sound needed to get any bigger and the addition of that much incremental instrumentation could result in an overload on the eardrums.  And I do think that happens from time to time over the course of the album.  But for the majority of the album, the union between the two musical worlds works just as perfectly as the Mike and Carol Brady marriage.  

My enthusiasm for Metallica has always been tepid at best.  I can't deny that I enjoyed their bigger hits like "One" or "For Whom The Bell Tolls" but even when I was at my youthful angst-iest most of their music just sounded like loud noise to me and I found no real connection.  Compounded by that was the band's famous anti-Napster take when I was 15 years old.  As I have aged, I'm more sympathetic to the band's stance that illegal downloads rob deserving artists of money.  But I maintain that the band wasn't looking out for the lesser known artists in the industry and were mainly focused on ensuring that they made as many millions as possible.  To this day, it still looks more like petty complaining from millionaires rather than a noble stand for the future of the music industry.  It was against the backdrop of those public comments that I first heard S&M which I'm sure biased my opinion of the album in a negative manner at the time.  After a couple years I came back to the album though and was much more appreciative of what was accomplished and just how big the scale was.

It could be argued that I'm breaking my own rule of excluding compilation albums but A) it's my list and I can do what I want and B) while the majority of S&M includes previous works by Metallica, hearing those songs through the beautiful and powerful filter of the San Francisco Symphony as helmed by Michael Kamen makes many of them sound wholly new.  The new songs aren't empty gestures either as "Human" and "No Leaf Clover" (arguably the best song on the album) sound like the two entities are one giant band rather than the symphony supplementing Metallica's work.

The run time is two hours and thirteen minutes which is the length of Die Hard.  Any entertainment product that lasts that long is going to have moments or sections that don't enthrall you.  For me, songs like "The Outlaw Torn" or "The Call of Ktulu" are the equivalent of when Holly McClane asks Hans Gruber if some hostages can go to the bathroom.  But those moments are far outweighed by the grandness of "No Leaf Clover", "One", "Enter Sandman" or even the instrumental opening of "The Ecstasy of Gold".  

The gamble of combining the rock band and the symphony paid off and the beautiful orchestration even acts to blunt the harshness of Metallica's sound without sacrificing the power of any of the songs on album number 57.

#56
Licensed To Ill
Beastie Boys


1986 was an interesting year.  Listening to the Billboard Top 100 playlist from that year, you'd hear familiar music industry giants like Madonna ("Open Your Heart) along with the 80s classics that are stereotypically associated with that decade like "Broken Wings", "Higher Love",  "Take Me Home Tonight" and "Your Love".  You'd hear that Eddie Murphy's girl wanted to "Party All The Time" (actually holds up, especially contrasted with Bruce Willis's Return of Bruno) along with some all-time movie soundtrack songs ranging from Top Gun's "Danger Zone" to Rocky IV's "Burning Heart" to Pretty In Pink's "If You Leave".  You'd also hear that the music landscape was beginning to broaden with more experimental songs like Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus" achieving commercial success.  Hip hop was fighting its way into the mainstream with albums like Run DMC's Raising Hell and of course Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys.

I wasn't even two years old when the music that year was released but it's still odd to me to think of songs like "Your Love" and "Brass Monkey" being released in the same year.  Licensed To Ill seems so far ahead of its time and I guess, for the listeners who could recognize that, it led to a lot of the appeal.  The platinum album was a commercial success and, more importantly, it had a profound impact on many future artists like Eminem who modeled his 2018 album Kamikaze after the License To Ill artwork and Coldplay.

I experienced The Beastie Boys out of order by first purchasing Hello Nasty ("Intergalactic", "Body Movin'") in 1998 which led me to Ill Communication ("Sabotage", "Sure Shot") before I eventually made my way back to this original album.  The band had already matured considerably over the twelve years since the Licensed To Ill release and the lyrics on the earlier albums were much more crass than what I had initially heard on Hello Nasty, but listening to the 1986 album, it's easy to see why so many teens and young twenty-somethings reacted so passionately to the music.  It was light years apart from the majority of what everyone else was listening to.  Bands like The Clash, who had attempted to spur political change and activism, were winding down and the youth seemed to be looking toward musical acts that more reflected the times. And those times were the economic boom of the mid-80s where there was no war and I'd guess that a lot of the youth just had pent up animosity that they wanted to let out but at no one in particular except for their parents, teachers and society in general; hence "Fight For Your Right" became a battle cry.   

The album is a classic and my favorite tracks are right in line with the most popular choices:  "Rhymin & Stealin", "Girls", "No Sleep Till Brooklyn", "Fight For Your Right" and "Brass Monkey". Still hard to believe that cancer took MCA eight years ago at only 47 years old but this number 56 album, along with countless others, will stand the test of time as his and the rest of the band's legacy.

#55
Violator
Depeche Mode


Some Depeche Mode songs are a little odd and, at times, can overstay their welcome (also describes my behavior at most parties) but Violator, the seventh album from the group, is undeniably their apex.  "Personal Jesus".  "Policy of Truth".  "Enjoy The Silence".  One of those songs on an album would guarantee commercial and critical success.  Violator was home to all three of them and together they comprised one third of the 47 minute nine-track album.  

There's not really a miss on the album with "World in My Eyes" and "Waiting for the Night" as the other highlights.  Spotify's version lists the remastered 2006 release which includes an additional six tracks, the best of which is "Dangerous".  But that extends the run time to about 75 minutes which I think dilutes the impact.  I'd stick to the original nine track version that ends with "Clean" and revel in the 1990 album that kicked off the decade.  The number 55 album turned thirty years old this year but it's still culturally relevant and keeps popping up in other forms of media even as recently as a stripped down version of "Policy of Truth" being used for the Death On The Nile trailer.

#54
Daybreaker
Moon Taxi


I discovered this album and band within a couple weeks of purchasing Spotify premium.  "Year Zero" came up on a recommended playlist and it led me to the rest of the 2015 Daybreaker album and eventually the other three Moon Taxi albums.  What's interesting is that I think "Year Zero" is a different sound than the rest of the album, which isn't a bad thing; they're able to pull off both sounds equally well.  Rather than list top tracks, it's easier for me to just say that "Who's To Say" and "Ready To Go" are my least favorite songs.  The whole album is a top notch choice for making dinner or sitting on a porch in the summer.  The band's other albums sound very much the same so if you enjoy this one, you'll enjoy the others.  

Finding this album on Spotify really underscores the benefit of having thousands of hours of music on tap whenever you want.  This band is just one example of music I never would have heard were it not for this streaming service.  I'm not being paid by Spotify for this plug, but I'm not above taking money under the table (I'll settle for about 1/50th of what you paid Bill Simmons).

Since I don't have much to say on this album, I'm choosing here to write about the place of the music critic in 2020.  After I made my list, I went back through internet archives (used this thing called Google) to look at how well received many of my top albums were when they were released.  Some were received very well.  Others were torched.  For example, I won't reveal whether this album made the list or not, but Pitchfork wrote a particularly scathing review of Jimmy Eat World's Bleed American.  The summation of the review is basically that someone would only enjoy this album if they're a simpleton high schooler.  I happened to be one of those simpleton high schoolers so consider me triggered when I read that.  3.5/10?  Who do they think they are?  

Then I was hit with the realization that the review didn't matter.  I enjoyed the album and that was all that mattered.  It's a theme that I've brought up over and over again with this list.  Consumption of art is such a subjective experience and that certainly applies to music.  If you like a band or a song or an album, it's really irrelevant what anyone else thinks, including music critics.  If a critic agrees with you, it can be enjoyable to read along with someone who shares your opinions.  But if the opinion differs, then it can do nothing but potentially negatively cloud your experience listening to that album or artist going forward.  You may feel inferiority or embarrassment at enjoying it.  It's why people call certain artists "guilty pleasures".  Music should be about relaxing you or motivating you or just as a release to have a good time (bumper sticker coming soon).  Why bring all that stress and negativity into the mix?

All this made me start to wonder about the overall place or need for music critics in 2020.  I would argue that movie, TV, music and book critics are meant to provide utility in the form of saving the consumer time or money.  A movie critic who tells you a film is a dud is saving you from spending $15 on a movie ticket (back when we went to theaters) and throwing away over two hours of your life on something you likely won't enjoy.  The same is true for book and TV critics but here the time commitment is of larger concern than the price paid.  

The role of the music critic is the same except that with the rise of streaming services, the need to save the consumer time and money has dissipated significantly.  I pay about $12 a month for Spotify as a flat rate and can consume as much money as I want in that month.  I'm not paying $20 for a CD anymore so I don't need to be as selective about my music.  So saving the consumer money doesn't matter nearly as much anymore.  But what about saving time?  When reading a book or watching a movie, most of the time our entire focus is centered on that activity.  That's generally not the case with music.  I could be working, driving, making dinner, or working out while listening to music so, even if I hated a new album, I can't call it a waste of time because I'm accomplishing other tasks.  The worst case is that it was a missed opportunity in that I could have been listening to something better but I'd rather roll the dice on something new than give a Billy Joel album a spin for the 135th time. 

So the music critic is no longer saving time and no longer saving money, in which case I struggle to find the societal benefit of continuing to write straightforward pieces like "that album is good" or "that album stinks".  What they can do is what some critics like Cole Cuchna are doing with his Dissect podcast in which he takes an album and completely breaks it down song by song on a lyrical and musical level.  This is especially interesting to me as someone with a very limited music background and it's helped me to appreciate albums like Kendrick Lamar's To Pimp A Butterfly or Beyonce's Lemonade.  More on this podcast as we get farther down the list.  

That's all.  Rant over.  I can't call that tangent on music critics an "old man rant" but certainly an "approaching-middle-age man rant".  Thank you for indulging me.  But the key takeaway here is listen to Daybreaker, album number 54 on the list.

#53
Night Moves
Bob Seger 


Just an all-time album cover picture.  The long hair, the leather jacket, the "what are you looking at" head tilt and mug.  Just the best.

This is another artist that was swiped from my dad's collection.  I borrowed Seger's greatest hits compilation so often that I'm willing to bet that he forgot he even owned it.  I think it made him happy though rather than the alternative of me only knowing Seger's working via those "Like A Rock" Chevy commercials.  

Seger's greatest hits is my go-to but since I have the no compilation rule, it really comes down to two albums for my selection:  Night Moves or Stranger In Town.  The nod goes to Night Moves, released two years before Stranger In Town.  The album boasts two of Seger's biggest hits with "Night Moves" and "Mainstreet" but the album makes the cut based on the strength of the supporting tracks like "Rock And Roll Never Forgets", "The Fire Down Below", and "Ship Of Fools" (always thought Billy Cunningham's "People Are Crazy" was a rip-off of this song's sound).  Seger's voice was always one of the main appeals of the band to me and that's on full display here.  It somehow attains a mix of being a little gravelly but still smooth.  

"Night Moves" remains my favorite song on the album, even though my current night moves consist of eating cookies at 10 PM on a Friday night after three beers.  That's opposed to the night moves of my younger days which consisted on eating cookies at 1 AM on a Friday night after six beers.  Self-deprecating humor about being old and lame never fails.  What also never fails is the timeless sound of this rock album which comes in at number 53.

#52
Everything In Transit
Jack's Mannequin


The dissolution of the pop punk band Something Corporate produced two new projects.  Josh Parington started the short-lived Firescape while Andrew McMahon moved on to the much more successful Jack's Mannequin.  Jack's Mannequin put out three albums, but only two were in consideration for the list entry:  Everything In Transit and The Glass Passenger.

It's not surprising that the lyrical content of Jack's Mannequin reflected more maturity and life experience than Something Corporate considering that McMahon wrote most of the Something Corporate song library as a 17-19 year old.  Jack's Mannequin follows McMahon's life in a fairly open manner, first as he evaluates his life relationships in Everything In Transit and then as he deals with recovery and fall-out from his leukemia diagnosis and treatment in The Glass Passenger. 

The Glass Passenger's mood is understandably a bit darker than Transit but there's a rawness and openness to McMahon's voice and lyrics that make it very appealing especially on songs like "Swim", "The Resolution" and "Crashin" where he sings "Even if your voice comes back again / Maybe there'll be no one listening" as a clear insight into his insecurity and fear.  It's not as bouncy and fun as the Something Corporate albums but that's reflective of the life trajectory of most people.  The carefree days of teen years are replaced by bigger life obstacles.  

One of those obstacles is relationships which McMahon sings about at length in today's list entry, Everything In Transit.  It's easy to hear the similarity to some Something Corporate songs but the lyrics are a bit more downbeat.  The entirety of the album is more consistent than Glass Passenger with songs like "La La Lie", which stresses the importance of friends, "Bruised", which anyone who has had to travel away from loved ones can relate, "Dark Blue", "I'm Ready" and "The Mixed Tape".  The second half of the album isn't as strong as the first but overall it's good enough for number 52 on the list.

#51
The Ride
Catfish and the Bottlemen


A fantastic meal is good from the first bite to the last and you walk away full but still somehow wishing that there was more.  The same holds true for the second album from the North Wales rockers, Catfish and the Bottlemen.  The Ride is just a solid rock and roll album from the first notes of "7" to the 40th minute when the last notes of "Outside" fade out.  

I have no fancy write-up.  Some albums just rock and don't need to have verbal laurels pinned on them.  "7", "Twice", "Soundcheck", "Postpone" and the driving beat of "Oxygen" are the highlights here but it would be a shame to press "next" on any of the tracks.  This is the perfect album to take us to the halfway point of the list.  

Hard to believe it's been 50 albums so far!  The next post will cover albums 50-41.  Thanks for reading and following along and please keep sending me feedback.  I've found three or four bands and albums I really enjoy already from people sending recommendations.  I'm looking forward to getting to the top 50!


Sunday, September 27, 2020

My Top 100 Albums (100-76)


Seven months of social distancing and working from home with Spotify perpetually playing has led to this:  a top 100 list that no one asked for and only marginally more will read.  I have put together my top 100 music albums and will be posting one a day over the next 100 days.  A brief write-up on each album will be updated here daily. I know this is normally a movie site but this is not a normal year.  Plus the last movie review was eight years ago and my driveway has been mysteriously void of any angry mobs demanding more six paragraph write-ups of movies that came out 18 months ago.  

A few guidelines and points of clarification on this list before I kick it off.

1)  One album per band.  This made the selection process tougher but if I didn't set this limit, I would just flood the list with three or four albums of my favorite bands.  The rule made for a more diverse list but that may mean that some of my favorite albums were left off.

2)   This is not meant to be a list of the most important or influential albums.  I don't have the educational or musical prowess to pull that off.  You don't want to be reading about the historical relevance of an album from a guy who barely mastered the recorder in elementary school.  Instead, this is a list of the albums that were important to me or that I still turn to when I want a full album played instead of a mixed playlist.

3)  Some bands I have only really heard as greatest hit compilations rather than giving their full body of work a chance (e.g. Rolling Stones).  Shame on me but that may mean that some classic or well known bands may not make it onto this list.  But do you really need me to tell you that Elton John or the Beatles have put out some great albums?

4)  One slot for a movie soundtrack.

5)  I tried to rank the albums based on how complete the album is.  One or two great singles isn't enough to qualify as an elite album which means that some of my favorite songs from a particular band may not be included here.

6)  No greatest hits albums either.  That's too easy.

Embrace debate!  I'm doing this as a fun way to engage about whether or not you agree with my picks or what you think I glaringly overlooked.  The best part about music and especially Spotify is that no matter how much I listen there's always something new to discover either from an emerging band or a band that I overlooked for years with multiple albums of material.

Enjoy the next 100 days.  Full list below updated daily with an album per day.  Let's start things off with number 100....("Rockefeller Skank" voice) right about now.... 

#100
You've Come a Long Way, Baby
Fatboy Slim


If hearing "Rockefeller Skank" takes you back to watching She's All That in your formative teenage years then you've come to the right place.  Also, hello Freddie Prinze Jr. who is now reading this after his daily google search of She's All That.  Aside from Rockefeller, this album is anchored by tracks like "Right Here Right Now", "Gangster Trippin'" and the massively overplayed "Praise You".  Again, I can't overstate how overplayed "Praise You" was on the rural Indiana airwaves.  But as a musician in 1997 there was no better way to get your music discovered, unless of course the music gods smiled on you and your song was included in the latest iteration of the Now That's What I Call Music... compilations.  There are some tracks that are still a little too out there for me (e.g. "In Heaven") but overall You've Come a Long Way, Baby is still a really fun listen and as good an album as any to kick off the list.

#99
Lost and Gone Forever
Guster


The first and last band on the list to use bongos as the weapon of percussion choice.  Bad news if you were expecting your college drum circle's demo to make it on here.  1999 provided this little 11 track gem.  I still don't know what Guster means.  It could reference some kind of wind or could be your lazy nickname for your plumber Gus.  Doesn't matter.  I can thank my sister for introducing me to this band and it won't be the last time I throw credit (or blame) her way.  I heard this album play consistently from her room for a few weeks, maybe months, straight.  At 12 years old, I was all about "Fa Fa" but going back for the re-listen has made me appreciate the other tracks more like "What You Wish For", "Two Points for Honesty" and "Either Way".  No complaints on their follow-up album, which included what might be my favorite Guster song in "Amsterdam", but no other offering from the band topped Lost and Gone Forever.  

#98
Duran Duran (The Wedding Album)
Duran Duran


Another album entry drafted on the back of Holly Brooks's personal 1993 cassette collection that would be the target of multiple little brother raids.  When I grew tired of stealing MC Hammer and Mariah Carey (spoiler that Daydream isn't on this list but you could argue that's a huge mistake), I reached for Duran Duran's self-titled album.  It's their second self-titled album because they're artists!  So this particular self-titled album has been commonly referred to in the way that people refer to Friends episodes, "The One with the Wedding on the Cover".  

"Ordinary World" and "Come Undone" are the two big hits on the album, they're what grabbed me back at my first listen, and they're still what I revisit most of the time. But the beauty of cassettes was that you were more or less forced into listening to the entire album unless you were a master at fast forward.  Since 9 year old me was not, I consumed more of the album than I would in CD format.  So I would have missed songs like "Too Much Information" and "Shelter" which wouldn't have been a musical tragedy but still a wasted opportunity.  Also, listening to the lyrics in "Too Much Information" in 2020 is almost laughable.  Le Bon sings about being overwhelmed with information but, given that the song was firmly set in the pre-internet era of 1993, was there really "too much" information?  Was the group feeling overwhelmed with the four options for television news and the daily arrival of the morning newspaper?  But I'm sure they're not the first group to write song lyrics that don't translate almost thirty years later.

Diehard Duran Duran fans (I don't know what they call themselves...Dur-Durs?) would be appalled that I'm picking an album that's more on the tail end of the band's career but, nostalgia aside, the sound on this album is more appealing to me than their more classic albums like Rio.  The band has enjoyed some form of relevance since 1981, which is a notable achievement and this album settles in at number 98.

Side note:  In the same way that I can't hear "Hungry Like the Wolf" without thinking of Andy Dick's scene in Old School (way to give 110%!), I can't hear "Ordinary World" without at least thinking briefly of the diner scene in Layer Cake, during which James Bond and Harry Potter's Kingsley Shacklebolt beat a man using tea.  Hollywood really did a number on the band's discography.

#97
The House That Dirt Built
The Heavy


The English rock band's second album has an extremely strong first half starting with the opening track "Oh No Not You Again" through "No Time".  Included in that stretch are "How You Like Me Now", "Short Change Hero", and "Sixteen", which are probably three of the best songs the band has put out.  The second half is understandably weaker than the first but there are still solid contributions from songs like "Love Like That" and the slowed down finale "Stuck".  The sound gets a little tighter and more produced on the next album The Glorious Dead but it's the slightly out of control sound on this Dirt album that makes the band more appealing to me.  Plus it's such a satisfying feeling when the bass and guitar riff kick in on "Short Change Hero" after the minute and twenty western-themed intro.  The number 97 album is well worth the 38 minutes.

#96
Godzilla: The Album 
Various Artists (The Movie Soundtrack Selection)

Honorable mentions: Top Gun, Cruel Intentions, Varsity Blues, Space Jam, Guardians of the Galaxy, Garden State, Streets of Fire, Orange County, Forrest Gump and Into the Spider-verse.  

I can already hear the outcry of the four people who are still reading this list when it concludes in January:  "The soundtrack to this 1998 box office bomb made it but (insert deserving album) didn't?!?"  Correct.  That's the fun of these lists.  So now, ladies and gentlemen of the musical jury, hear me out. 

Godzilla: The Album was released in 1998 in the heyday of when every major summer movie release was accompanied by a soundtrack that were really just a compilation of popular bands/artists of the day.  Sometimes the song wasn't even in the movie.  But in the pre-Spotify or even Napster days, this was essentially a mix tape with your favorite bands and maybe the chance to discover a new band along the way.  This album is not only an encapsulation the movie machine product but also a great look into the rock music landscape at the time of the movie's release in 1998. 

The bands on the album included The Wallflowers who were still riding high off the smash “One Headlight”, Rage Against The Machine in its prime, Ben Folds Five, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Green Day, Jamiroqui, Days of the New, Silverchair, and, of course, Puff Daddy in all his sampling glory taking on one of the holy grails of guitar riffs from Led Zeppelin’s “Kashmir” with Jimmy Page supplying the actual guitar work.

To a 13-year-old perusing the CD section of Best Buy, that’s a who’s who list of 1998's bands.  The Puff Daddy/Jimmy Page collaboration “Come With Me” was the touted crown jewel and easily the most popular song on the album.  How could it not be with that guitar work supplying the foundation?  I didn’t know what they were doing was sacrilege to rock and roll history as some critics were writing.  And The Wallflowers covered Bowie’s “Heroes” which many kids (self included) didn’t even know was a cover.  Rage Against the Machine was doing Rage Against the Machine things like writing in the "No Shelter" lyrics the line "Godzilla pure motherf*ckin' filler, get your minds off the real killer" thus insinuating that we're all sheep for buying this album and watching this movie.  Throw in a passable Foo Fighters song and Green Day lending “Brain Stew” with some Godzilla sounds mixed in and you have the gist of the album. 

Many of the songs aren't available on Spotify and that's probably for the best as this album is best left as a 1998 memory.  The movie soundtrack is still used (Bright, Into the Spider-verse) but it's less prevalent now, much like the movie-going experience itself.  

I'm certainly not advocating that this album be placed in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame but to put together a personal list while leaving out an album that was so important to me growing up felt wrong.  Almost as wrong as studios choosing to continue to remake Godzilla movies.

It may be one of the only times that a movie’s soundtrack has more ongoing discussion about it than the movie itself.  I listened to this album so many times.  It had to be a part of the list.  Much like the Aeropostale shirts I brought along to college freshman year, it’s not a good look but it’s part of my past and I have to acknowledge its impact.

As a closing note, “Come With Me” may not be on Spotify but the music video lives on.  It’s fantastic.  It might as well be called “This is the 1990s”. 

#95
So Much For The Afterglow
Everclear


I'm a simple man.  Vanilla wafers are my go-to dessert most nights.  There's nothing complicated about them but they taste good and they're a pleasure.  That is this album.  The guitar work isn't a high wire act but the chords are catchy and it's a fun album to turn up in the car.  There's nothing lost in the messaging of the lyrics; it's incredibly straightforward as the band sings about absent fathers and pill addiction (doesn't sound fun now that I type that out).  Tracks "So Much For the Afterglow", "Everything to Everyone", "I Will Buy You a New Life", and "Father of Mine" are the singles from the album but from start to finish it's a more complete album than their debut Sparkle and Fade.  Eat your dessert and turn up album number 95.

#94
My Head Is An Animal
Of Monsters and Men


When Of Monsters and Men started getting airplay, I thought the band was a derivative of Florence + The Machine.  Fun fact: If you combine the two bands you get Florence + The Men, which is kind of what her band is anyway.  While it's true that a song like "Dirty Paws" could be mistaken for a Florence song like  "What the Water Gave Me", it would be selling Of Monsters and Men short to simply make that comparison and move on.  There won't be a Florence + The Machine album on my list and that was tough because I really do enjoy that band.  My issue is that six songs into most Florence albums and, as impressive as her voice is, the sound starts to feel very repetitive.  Of Monsters and Men, and in particular My Head Is An Animal has a more folksy sound that's more diverse and accented by the use of duets ("Little Talks" and "Mountain Sound") and voice layering that's able to provide the same vaguely haunting sound that Florence tries so hard to achieve.  "Lakehouse" does nothing for me but, other than that, there isn't really a miss on the album.  Their follow-up album Beneath the Skin was largely forgettable but their latest album Fever Dream was much stronger with songs like "Alligator" driving more of a rock vibe.  This number 94 album put them on the radar of many listeners and it's still their current apex.

#93
The Foundation
Zac Brown Band


Music isn't hard to decipher sometimes.  It's true that sometimes people want to listen to albums to be profoundly moved or to hold deep reflection on their place in the universe.  But sometimes people just want something audibly pleasing in the background while they relax and drink and talk.  Neither approach is incorrect, but Zac Brown Band's album The Foundation falls on the latter end of that spectrum.  That's not to dismiss or belittle the album, far from it.  Putting together an album like this takes a lot of talent.  The most well known song on the album is "Chicken Fried" which has lyrics that read like a checklist to a parody of a country song:  fried chicken, cold beer on Friday night, jeans, radio up.  In lesser hands, this song would be mocked on the level of "It's Friday".  But it's played so earnestly that you can't help singing along and, as the lyrics suggest, turning your radio up.  The rest of the album is just as pleasing whether it's the slowed down anthem "Free", the infectious "Mary", or the beach staple "Toes" which will make all listeners look back with rose colored glasses on every trip to the beach they've ever taken.  Twelve years after its release, it's still a go-to album for vacation and relaxation.  Turn up this number 93 album and head into Monday.  

Side note:  My brother-in-law got engaged this weekend (shout out Joey and Kim) so it's fitting that this vacation/beach album lands here since I'd say 65% of my time spent with Joey has been at the shore.

#92
Torches
Foster The People

I heard "Pumped Up Kicks" on my morning drive to work in 2011, and downloaded the full album when I got home that night.  If I had any doubts about the purchase, they evaporated by the first minute of "Helena Beat".  Foster The People's debut ten track album rolls from start to finish and doesn't overstay its welcome clocking in at 38 minutes.  Pick any one of the ten songs and it could be a highlight, including "Call It What You Want", "Don't Stop", and "Houdini".  Subsequent albums would get a little more experimental and I'm looking forward to how the band progresses over time.  But if Torches represents its best work, they have already left their mark with the number 92 album.

#91
Signals
Rush

Music tastes seem to change as we age.  That's definitely a good thing otherwise we'd all still be attending Raffi concerts as grown adults and I would be staring down the barrel of my daughter listening to High School Musical for the next 15 years.  I'm not sure if our tastes change because of something biological or if our life experiences start to dictate what we appreciate in music.  All I know is that looking through my CD wallet in high school would almost be on par with revealing my internet search history.

I've been aware of the band Rush since I was in high school.  They weren't for me.  Even when the comedy I Love You, Man made the band an integral part of the plot, I gave them another shot, but they still didn't strike a chord.  Six years later, I was driving to lunch and Philadelphia's rock station WMMR played a six song block of the band starting with "Subdivisions", only I tuned in late and didn't know the band they were playing was Rush.  I loved it.  I went home and listened to more.  

I'm still not a diehard fan of the band but there are three or four albums that I can easily put on and go about my day including Permanent Waves, Moving Pictures and Signals.  Since Signals was the album that moved me across the line into Rush fandom, I'm listing it here even though earlier albums include classics like "Tom Sawyer" and "Spirit of Radio".  The eight song album Signals starts with the very strong "Subdivisions" and moves to other highlights like "Chemistry", "The Weapon" and the finale "Countdown".  The main difference in sound between Signals and earlier albums is the band's prevalent use of a synthesizer.  That can be a turn-off to some but it's appealing to me (not a surprise given my love of the Beverly Hills Cop theme).  Like my first beer or bourbon, listening to Rush was an acquired taste and they land here at number 91.

#90
Deluxe
Better Than Ezra


This is a band that doesn't get enough credit for both the amount of songs/albums created over the years and the influence they had on many bands that followed.  Like most bands on this list, I discovered Better than Ezra in college and about 6 years after everyone else. Deluxe was my first full album exposure and it's still my favorite album despite my favorite song, "A Lifetime", residing on the Before the Robots album.  Deluxe boasts strong tracks like "Good", "In the Blood", "Rosealia", and "Teenager" but it's the relaxed rock vibe of the whole album from the New Orleans trio that puts this album at number 90.

#89
Sleepwalkers
Brian Fallon


A familiar path in the music industry for an artist seems to be to first establish yourself as part of a successful band, and then branch out on your own for a solo album.  Sometimes the move to a solo career means the end has come for the band (e.g. Don Henley and The Eagles) and sometimes you can have it both ways (e.g. Brandon Flowers and The Killers).  So when The Gaslight Anthem went on hiatus and Brian Fallon put out a solo album, it was hard to tell whether this was the start of a solely solo career or just a musical pit stop until the band got back together.  

His first offering, Painkillers, was good enough but still below the bar of even the weakest of Gaslight's albums.  By the time his second solo album came out two years later, fans of the band were forced to come to terms with the fact that the band was likely kaput, other than playing the occasional live show.  Maybe it was my acceptance of the band's demise that made me listen to Fallon's second album Sleepwalkers with more of an open mind, or maybe Fallon just put more energy into it for that same reason.  Whatever the reason, Sleepwalkers stands head and shoulders above his first solo album. 

Fallon's lyrics have never shied away from getting a little dark even when the music is more upbeat.  It's probably a testament to how dense I can be about an album's theme but it took me multiple listens before I realized how much the lyrics deal with loss.  "Forget Me Not" is the best song on the album and it covers how we remember the one(s) we love. "See You On The Other Side" and "Proof of Life" don't require a lot of imagination to know what he's talking about.  While the lyrics may not be something that puts you at ease (unless you like confronting the finite nature of life), the music is so strong that it really doesn't matter.  "Come Wander With Me", "Etta James" and "If Your Prayers Don't Get to Heaven" are the other highlights here.  

I maintain hope that one day The Gaslight Anthem will reunite but, until then, I'm happy to continue listening to whatever product Brian Fallon provides, including this album which comes in at number 89.

#88
No. 10, Upping St.
Big Audio Dynamite


They're here to rock...and then paint your dining room

When an entertainer dies young, it's hard for the public, especially the fans, to truly accept that the body of work has concluded.  When a sports figure like Jose Fernandez or Len Bias pass, it's more finite; there's no chance that more feats of athletics can be performed and you're just left with the sadness of "what could have been".  But when musicians or writers are gone, there's always a chance of a piece of work in the vault, even if it's incomplete or subpar, that could be released posthumously.  It's why years after the passing of Kurt Cobain or 2Pac, fans will still shell out money for the tiniest of scraps of some unfinished product.  

Joe Strummer, lead singer of The Clash died somewhat young, but at 50 it wasn't tragically young.  His band, The Clash, had already broken up and he'd put out a couple albums as side projects.  He did pass before what seemed like an inevitable reunion with the rest of his band The Clash could happen.  After five albums together, The Clash broke up over what largely seemed to be ego and drugs (first time that's happened to a successful band before).  Lead guitarist and one of the creative driving forces of the band, Mick Jones, left to start his own group Big Audio Dynamite, a band that achieved some level of success with the biggest hit coming in the form of "Rush".  

In listening to Spotify's five part podcast on The Clash (highly recommend if you are interested in the band), I was surprised to learn that Strummer did reunite with Jones as a producer for Big Audio Dynamite's second album No. 10 Upping St..  I was surprised because The Clash was an immensely popular band, and I would have thought that the fact that Strummer reunited with Jones to write half the album would be widely publicized to boost sales.  And maybe it was, but that narrative cooled off since the album's release in 1987.  To be honest, I wasn't attune to the music industry in 1987.  I was more dialed into topics like not soiling myself or when Zoobilee Zoo would be on PBS next.

The album was originally nine songs but on Spotify you'll see 12.  I'd ignore the last three since they're just bonus tracks and they weren't included on the original album for a reason.  Strummer's writing credits on the five songs he wrote aren't just lip service either.  It's very easy to hear which songs Strummer had his hand in  For the record it's "Beyond the Pale", "Limbo the Law", "V. Thirteen", "Ticket", and "Sightsee M.C.".  Those songs feel like more of a closing note for The Clash than their actual last album Cut the Crap did.  Throw in the leadoff track "C'mon Every Beatbox" and No. 10, Upping St. is a pretty complete album.  

Strummer's heart attack ensured that we'll never see a true reunion of The Clash but the number 88 album on the list still feels like a pretty satisfying conclusion. 

#87
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats


If the horn section from your high school band had a baby with Zac Brown Band and they raised it in the deep South, the output would be Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats.  Their self-titled debut is such a fun album, even if the subject matter of the most popular track "S.O.B." is about the struggles of alcoholism.  I had heard "S.O.B." many times before my friends and I traveled to San Antonio for one of our best friend's wedding.  But it was driving in the perfect setting back country of Texas in a rented Tahoe that exposed me to the full album.  

"Wasting Time" and "Thank You" are great tracks for relaxing which is a nice change of pace after  the upbeat set of "I Need Never Get Old", "Trying So Hard Not to Know", and "S.O.B.".  The band's follow-up was equally good (as far as singles go "You Worry Me" might be their best one) but it was the novelty of their new sound and a more concise track listing that lands this album at number 87.

#86
Clumsy
Our Lady Peace


Our Lady Peace lead singer Raine Maida could have the saddest and most tortured (in a weird, good way) voice in all of rock.  He and the rest of his Canadian bandmates put together a solid couple of albums in the late nineties before fading.  I preferred Clumsy to the follow-up Happiness Is Not a Fish You Can Catch but I have a soft spot for both of them.  

"Superman's Dead", the lead-off track on the album, is my favorite song from the band even though lyrically I'm still not 100% clear on how "the world's a subway".  Does he mean an actual subway?  Or the restaurant Subway?  And if the world is the restaurant Subway, what kind of sandwich am I?  I'm probably over-thinking it.  Best to just enjoy the song for what it is...maybe while enjoying a sandwich.  After the opening song, contributions like the title track "Clumsy", "Automatic Flowers", "Carnival", and "4am" keep the album moving briskly.  It will be interesting to see how this band is remembered as time goes on but I'm happy to acknowledge Clumsy here at number 86.

#85
The Bends
Radiohead


If I were making this list ten years ago, it would look very differently.  Part of that reason is that many albums on the list hadn't been released yet, but the bigger reason is that as I've grown older I'm more comfortable in unabashedly supporting the music that I enjoy.  In college and my younger twenties, I would play music publicly that I didn't even really enjoy that much just because I thought it was the cool band at the time.  

There's no doubt that the 2010 version of this list would have included a Radiohead entry that was either OK Computer or, if I was really going for the "wow, he's pretty cool" ego boost, Kid A.  I'm not downplaying either of those albums.  There's been enough written about both of them by critics and music industry experts to confirm to me that what the band accomplished was unique and exemplary.  That said, I don't enjoy listening to either album, especially Kid A.  I don't get it.  I tried listening to both albums again during quarantine.  There are brief glimpses of an enjoyable melody or excerpt in some songs but those moments are vastly overshadowed by instrument sounds that just sound like jumbled noise.  

The album turned 25 years old this year and it's aged well. The opening five songs starting from "Planet Telex" to "Bones" is such a strong stretch and it's aided in no small part by "High and Dry" and "Fake Plastic Trees" where Yorke's voice can really ebb and flow.  "Just" and "Street Spirit (Fade Out)" are other high notes for the remainder of the album.

I respect that the band has wanted to keep experimenting and I'll always keep an ear open for what they put out next (I can't abandon a band that guest starred on the classic episode "Scott Tenorman Must Die" of South Park).  But I like what I like and I like The Bends at number 85. 

#84
Demon Days
Gorillaz


Heading into my first semester junior year at Butler, I was accepted into an internship program with Johnson & Johnson.  It was a great opportunity but it meant I would be spending July to December of 2005 living and working in Somerville, New Jersey.  For a twenty year old who grew up on a small town farm and was attending college less than two hours away, this was essentially going to be my study-abroad experience.  

The first couple months were rough.  Everything was foreign to me from fully grocery shopping for myself (what do you mean there's no meal plan in this apartment building?!), to navigating a work place, to even driving.  Oh, the driving.  I'm sure I'm not the first one to make the joke but the whole state relies on a Derek Zoolander driving style that prohibits you from turning left.  Also, I don't know how many laps I did around my first round-about before I had the courage to switch lanes and get off at my exit.  Despite my epic struggle to exist as an independent adult, the job went really well, largely because I had a supervisor and manager who were invested in putting me in a position to succeed.  

That internship got me a precious job after college which became a hot commodity since the housing financial crisis was right around the corner. I was moved back to New Jersey, then Florida, and finally Philadelphia, which put me in my life now with which I cannot be happier.  So the internship was 100% worth it.  But holy hell, was it lonely in New Jersey at times.  

My friends were all back at Butler and, while we had cell phones, texting was not nearly as prevalent and FaceTime wasn't a thing so I was essentially cut off aside from the occasional email.  My girlfriend had broken up with me.  My family would call but I wouldn't really have much to say other than how the job was going along with general commentary on how the Cubs were playing.  And I was twenty so I couldn't even go sit at a bar and watch sports just to be around people.  So during the first couple months, I would spend weeknights bouncing between playing pick-up basketball at a nearby park and walking around the local mall and Best Buy.  I bought a lot of DVDs and CDs, sometimes out of boredom.  I'd download the CDs onto my Zune mp3 player and then spend Saturdays walking around New York just listening to music, seeing the city and enjoying the feeling of being around people.  

I took a lot of chances on some of those CD purchases.  Sometimes that resulted in just throwing money away but it exposed me to new and different bands like the Gorillaz.  I had heard of Gorillaz but their big hit "Clint Eastwood" was released while I was in high school four years earlier and I hadn't heard anything from the band since then.  I didn't know any of the back story.  I didn't know that there was no "band" really and that the music was written, performed and produced by Damon Albam, best known as the lead singer of Blur.  I only knew that I enjoyed their big hit "Feel Good Inc." and I was willing to give the rest of the album a shot.  

I listened to it on repeat for the next few weeks in my car, around the apartment, and just walking around.  And I loved it.  Around that time I started to make some friends, I turned 21, and some of my Butler friends came out to visit me.  So it's hard for me to truly separate how much I enjoyed the album for the musical content or if I just associate it with turning a happier corner of that New Jersey life experience.  Regardless, listening to the album fifteen years later still feels crisp and fresh.  From the simplistic drum beat of the opening track "Last Living Souls" to the beautiful strings of the finale "Demon Days", the whole album mixes things up from song to song and you're never bored.  Other than "Feel Good Inc." there wasn't really another big single from the album other than maybe "Dare".  There are a couple songs that still don't do much for me ("Fire Coming Out of The Monkey's Head", "El Manana") but, more than maybe any of the other albums on this list, this deserves to be heard from start to finish to get the full sense of what Albarn can do creatively.  

The debut Gorillaz self-titled album would have been acceptable for the list due to some strong tracks like "M1 A1" and "19-2000", and the follow-up album Plastic Beach has my favorite Gorillaz song "On Melancholy Hill".  But Demon Days is by far the most complete album.  I'll always associate it with a big "growing up" portion of my life.  I definitely went back to Butler that winter ready to truly enjoy being around my friends for another three semesters while it lasted, but I'm better for it to have gone through that largely solo experience and this album number 84 was the soundtrack.

#83
Brothers In Arms
Dire Straits


I spent my sophomore year on our high school baseball team just trying to keep my head down and not screw anything up.  That strategy imploded four days into practice when I gave our starting left fielder a concussion after I kneed him in the forehead when I didn't call him off a fly ball.  Turns out concussing one of the most popular kids on the team isn't a great way for an underclassman to endear himself to the rest of the team.  Thankfully from that point on I was able to settle more into the background.  

Our team followed the normal high school hierarchy by following the lead of the seniors.  That applied both on the field where they took the team to the state finals, and off the field where they called the shots of our pre-game and "locker room" music selections.  If you're wondering why locker room is in quotation marks, it's because our home field was about five miles from the school.  It was a beautiful field, but there were no locker rooms, so we changed in the parking lot utilizing the trunks of our cars were our proverbial lockers.  You can imagine the smell inside some of those cars.  The front half of this album was played many times and it makes this pick heavy on the nostalgia side for me.  I associate it with a really fun season and one during which I started to play a lot better.  

I view Brothers in Arms as a classic rock albums of the mid-80s.  It boasts one of the all-time guitar riffs in "Money For Nothing"; it's such a phenomenal track that the album would warrant consideration even if the rest of the songs were just two sticks banging together.  I actually may prefer that sound over the fourth track "Your Latest Trick" which makes elevator music sound nuanced and edgy, but that's the only real miss here.  Thankfully the rest of the album is much better than that with "Walk of Life", "So Far Away", and "Brothers in Arms" the strongest of the remaining songs.  And considering the whole album is only nine songs, four hits gives the band an over .400 average.  If this were baseball, that kind of average would make the band first ballot Hall of Famers, but for today they'll have to settle for the number 83 spot on my list.

#82
From Under the Cork Tree
Fall Out Boy


I wanted to avoid putting this band on the list but here we are with a Fall Out Boy entry.  The vocals can be a little cloying and the constant winking in the song lyrics and titles wears out its welcome quickly, but there's no question that Pete Wentz and his band can write catchy rock songs.  From Under the Cork Tree boasts two highly popular singles in "Dance, Dance" and "Sugar, We're Going Down" despite very few listeners able to make out the lyrics to the latter.  My go-to songs on the album are "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me", "Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year" and, my favorite, "Of All the Gin Joints In All The World".  

The band has had staying power and have continued to put out popular songs and albums for the last 15 years which is a commendable achievement in today's music industry.  But their sophomore album is still my high water mark and it comes in at number 82 here.

#81
Ghost Note Symphonies, Volume 1
Rise Against


For a band that can rain down the sounds of heavy rock like Rise Against, choosing this album felt at first like selling them short.  But Ghost Note Symphonies is less of a stripped-down acoustic album and more of a re-imagining of ten of their songs with orchestration and acoustic accompaniment.  That's not to say that the band isn't familiar with songs of lesser intensity.  One of their biggest songs from the band's early days, "Swing Life Away" feels similar in tone.  But the band has predominantly used a much larger sound to convey its messages of political sentiment, environmental concern and a call to activism to its listeners.  Albums like Appeal to Reason and The Sufferer and the Witness are the two best examples of this and either album could have been the representative album on this list.  

Bands whose lyrics constantly stress some kind of activism or call to change can wear out their welcome quickly by either being too preachy or by just becoming redundant.  There are examples of bands pulling it off (e.g. Rage Against the Machine), and there are examples of bands that 100% did not pull it off (remember when The Flobots were a thing?).  Rise Against is a band that seems to have found a way to make it work for the most part.  The band has been known in the past to go for the Sunday sermon lecture song with a heavier hand than Andre the Giant (see 2008's "Hero Of War").  But by and large, the sincerity and earnestness in lead singer Tim McIlrath's voice carries them through and it's one of the main draws for listeners to the band.  

Similar to what the classic Nirvana Unplugged album did for Cobain's voice, it's the removal of the larger, louder sound that provides clarity and depth of the lyrics in McIlrath's voice on the Ghost Note Symphonies album.  "Audience of One", my favorite Rise Against song already, is one of the songs that benefits the most from the acoustic shift.  Other highlights are "The Violence", "House on Fire", "Far From Perfect", and "Wait For Me" but I just listed half the album so you might as well give the whole 37 minutes a shot.  The background orchestra and strings are beautiful and this album number 80 is a nice change of pace for the Chicago based band.  The album has a Volume 1 added to it so hopefully there's more of this in store.  Regardless, I'll look forward to the next album they release, whatever tone they choose.   

#80
Blurryface
Twenty One Pilots


I listened to this band's breakout album Vessel and thought the band wouldn't have legs.  I thought that the lack of a guitar and the rapid-fire lyrics would become tiresome or repetitive.  The next two albums, Blurryface and Trench, proved that I was wrong and hammered down yet another nail in the coffin of my fantasy job as a music critic, which was right next to "golf course rater" and "steakhouse critic".  

While it's true that during the course of a Twenty One Pilots album, or even song, I experience peaks and valleys of enjoyment, I find myself coming back to this album.  Sometimes the spoken lyrics can go on a little too long, but then the hook will kick in and I'm right back in on what the band's selling.  Blurryface gets the nod over Trench with "Tear In My Heart", "Ride", "Lane Boy", "Stressed Out" and "Heavydirtysoul" leading the way.  Enjoy your Saturday night and enjoy album number 80.  We're now over 20% through the list!

#79
We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank
Modest Mouse


I saw this band in concert when I was living in Jacksonville, Florida along with some friends who worked for the same company.  We ducked out early since the concert was a couple hours away and two of them chose to sneak out through the manufacturing facility.  More accurately, they snuck out through an emergency exit-only side door of the manufacturing facility.  My friend and I waited in the car and watched the two of them do the "walk casual but much faster than normal and pretend nothing is wrong" walk across the parking lot as the muffled sound of sirens filled the air.  When they got in the car, everyone's attitude was "we're not missing this show; let's go".  It's not an edge of your seat story but it is something I think about every so often when I listen to this band and definitely this album.

The band has put out a number of good albums over the years.  If I wanted to make the "I'm a real fan of the band" choice, I would have selected Moon & Antarctica, if I wanted my nostalgic choice it would have been Good News for People Who Love Bad News, but, if I'm honest with myself, this is my favorite offering from the Pacific Northwest band.  Former Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr lends his talents for the full album and, while I can't call myself a Smiths fan, his influence here is noticeable versus the band's other albums.  

Modest Mouse has always made its calling card crafting unique lyrics and that's still on display here.  Front man Isaac Brock has plenty of hardship, intelligence and life experience on which to draw on for writing.  He grew up dirt poor and started working jobs when he was 11.  Despite the difficult circumstances and home schooling, or maybe because of it, the lyrics can be so intellectually referential that it can feel like he's just showing off.  Case in point, the name of the band comes from Virginia Woolf's description of ordinary, plain people - "modest mouse-colored people".  

You can choose to consume this album looking deeper into the lyrics (almost every song was apparently written about a boat crew that sinks at sea in some way) or do what I did, and take it at face value for a well made album. Anchored (no boat pun intended) by "Dashboard", "Missed the Boat", "We've Got Everything", "Spitting Venom", and my personal favorite "People as Places as People", this follow-up may not have been as commercially successful as their previous release Good News for People Who Love Bad News but it's a superior album to me.  Their follow-up Strangers to Ourselves felt like more of the same and it will be interesting see if the band has any further creative tricks up its sleeve or if albums like the number 79 album on the list are what we should expect.

#78
Yourself or Someone Like You
Matchbox Twenty


When our first daughter was born, and I was experiencing fatherhood in the form of walking and bouncing a screaming infant in the pure dead of night, I found myself thinking of the "and the clock on the wall has been stuck at three for days and days" line from the Matchbox Twenty song "3 AM" over and over.  Sleeping habits eventually improved but the same can't be said of album quality for this nineties band.

Subsequent albums weren't bad, and my favorite single from them actually wouldn't come until 2006 with "How Far We've Come", but Yourself or Someone Like You was undoubtedly the band's peak with driven by the aforementioned "3 AM", "Real World", "Push", "Long Day" and "Back 2 Good" providing the base of one of the best selling albums of 1996.

It will be interesting how this band is remembered as the years progress.  There doesn't seem to be the retroactive backlash to them in the same way as some other 90s bands like Creed, Nickelback or Limp Bizkit (just writing that band name makes me feel ridiculous) but no one has ever told me this is one of their favorite bands.  They're living in that middle ground area with 3 Doors Down as their next door neighbors.

Regardless of how time remembers them, 25 years later, the success of this album number 78 endures and the hour of 3 AM will forever be associated with this band for anyone who lived through 1996 with access to a radio.  I wonder if they would change the album cover if they knew this album would be their calling card.  Fun fact, the man on the cover was a stranger they found on the street who later sued the band.  Happy Monday!

#77
Back to Bedlam
James Blunt


We didn’t have many big parties at our off-campus house during my junior year of college.  But one Saturday night, the stars aligned and we became the popular destination, which led to a packed house and a basement that was well beyond a fire hazard (number of occupants plus I'm assuming wood paneling burns rapidly).  My roommate, and now fellow blog owner (what a title), had put the playlist together and the crowd was loving it.  But sometime after midnight, the opening notes to James Blunt's "Goodbye My Lover" started blasting from the speakers.  Said roommate, who had unintentionally included the song in the playlist, frantically tried to make his way across the packed basement but the damage was done.  Everyone who knew the song was transported to the most brutal separation they'd endured in their 18-22 years of life.  

That song, like other parts of this album Back to Bedlam, is overly dramatic and it's why The Office used it for Michael Scott's break-up with Carol (he refuses to spend the dollar on iTunes to buy the full song so he just listens to the same 30 seconds on repeat).  Blunt has continued putting out albums of similar tone over the years and that seems to have worked well for him.  I can't say I really followed his career much after Back to Bedlam but I still consider this a great album from start to finish, especially if you want to indulge in the feeling of just being a little sad. Plus, if anyone accuses you of being soft for listening, you can counter with the fact that Blunt was a soldier for six years.  

"High", "You're Beautiful", "Wisemen", "Tears and Rain", they're all great.  Enjoy the listen of number 77...just not at a party.  Or who knows?  Maybe you're into sad parties.  Live your truth.  

#76
Exodus
Bob Marley & The Wailers


At the outset of creating this list, I made the rule of no compilation albums, and this is one of the artists who will suffer the most from that very arbitrary rule. I don't know of anyone who doesn't find Marley's voice relaxing, other than if your college roommate or dorm neighbor was overzealous with playing his work to let evvvveryone know that they were cool. 

The Legend greatest hits album from Marley is just a murderer's row of great song after great song and it's never a bad choice to have on for a low key night at home, but I could say the same of the Exodus album.  I listened to it extensively when I lived in Jacksonville and spent extensive time on the beach, because that was really all there was to do during weekend daylight hours.  It made for a relaxing time at the beach, which was to my detriment one Sunday night when I fell asleep on the beach listening to Legend on headphones only to wake up around 1 AM in a confusion as to why my feet and chair were getting wet.  Can't blame alcohol on that one, rather just the relaxing sound of Bob Marley's voice coupled with the Sunday scaries that kept me at the beach longer than I should have been. Proud day and what a way to start the week.

"Natural Mystic", "Jamming", "Three Little Birds", and "Turn Your Lights Down Low" are the highlight tracks but, let's be honest, you're just letting this #76 album play through from start to finish while you unwind with a drink or make dinner. Or your dinner is the drinks.  No judgment here.

Monday, September 24, 2012

Review: Warrior


I don’t fit the conventional definition of a tough guy. Unless the conventional definition consists of avoiding physical confrontation at all costs. Or someone who, when told there is a “Widow-Maker” ski run, asks if there is a “Die-A-Virgin-Maker run that can be taken instead. Given my previously stated manliness it’s hard for me at times to even watch the brutal beating doled out by Mixed Martial Arts fighters. I don’t dislike the sport and will watch it if it’s on.  Knowing that about myself I was skeptical that I would like the film “Warrior” going in.


“Warrior” tells the story of two brothers separated in their youth by an alcoholic and abusive father (Nick Nolte with an Oscar nominated performance) who both turn to competing in an MMA tournament for the five million dollar cash prize to solve their respective money problems. Brendan, played by the very underrated Joel Edgerton (“Animal Kingdom” and the upcoming “Zero Dark Thirty” and “The Great Gatsby”), is a semi-retired fighter now working as a physics teacher with a loving wife and two kids and with an underwater mortgage (as opposed to a flailing-in-the-water-without-a-life-jacket mortgage). Due to Brendan’s age and his mediocre past record as a fighter, he is the film’s underdog.

His brother, Tommy, is played by the rising star “holy hell he took steroids for this” Tom Hardy. Both actors were in incredible shape but it looks like Hardy took steroids to get better at taking steroids. I think he’s ruining the integrity of acting and that there should be an asterisk next to all his acting accolades from now on. I’m kidding but seriously, Clemens and Bonds, I hate you. Moving on. Hardy shows up on the door of his newly sober and newly Christian father. Despite escaping with his mother the destructive home life and then enlisting in the army years ago, Tommy’s back with a proposition that his father train him for the MMA tournament. Tommy’s one condition to his father is that the request not be viewed as an attempt at reconciliation with his father.

If Brendan is the underdog of the film then Tommy is the over-dog. Or rather he’s a Bengal tiger with an AK-47 strapped to his back in a dog suit. In other words he absolutely destroys opponents. Tommy quickly becomes a YouTube sensation and crowd favorite thus attracting the attention of the media who unearth some secrets about why he’s home from the Army. This is the only part of film with which I took exception. If Tommy wanted to keep a low profile while he was home then perhaps entering a televised and media-saturated MMA tournament with 16 of the best middleweight fighters in the world wasn't the greatest of ideas. I guess that Tommy can’t help what his natural strengths are, much like my ability to eat an unnatural amount of peanut butter cookies. No one forced Tommy to enter the tournament just like no one forced me to eat those 16 cookies in one sitting. And we both paid the consequences: Tommy in the form of a potential court martial and mine in the form of an upset tummy. I’ll let you decide which punishment is worse.

I enjoyed “Warrior” a lot. I would even go so far as to say it’s one of the best movies I’ve seen this year which is saying a lot given my aforementioned “meh” attitude about MMA and the UFC. What separates the movie from a good sports movie to a great overall movie is the examination and “fly on the wall” perspective of the inner workings of this broken family as it tries to heal itself. Nolte as the father has the ability to be both heartbreaking as a man desperately trying to make amends yet still possess that terrifying darkness lurking just beneath the surface that makes his abominable past believable. The movie also benefits from great direction from Gavin O'Connor who previously skillfully directed “Miracle”. Here he’s given more leeway in the storytelling since he’s not telling a true story.

In the end, “Warrior” won’t boost your testosterone. In fact it could reduce you to tears which is a step in the opposite direction (unless you’re taking steroids in which case it’s just a side effect and you should see a doctor). By the time you get to the end credits you’ll have seen a superbly acted sports movie that offers you two sympathetic protagonists squaring off against each other and you really don’t know who will win or, more importantly, who you want to win. If you’re wondering if the film boosted my manliness, you’ll have to excuse me as I need to ice my wrists and treat myself to a juice box after typing this.

Monday, October 17, 2011

The Avengers

I can't wait for The Avengers to come out in May 2012. I say that not with the rabid excitement of a fanboy at Comic-Con who just caught a glimpse of Robert Downey Jr in the Iron Man suit but rather someone who's ready for Marvel to go back to making individual superhero movies void of constant reminders and winks that the superhero Dream Team movie will be coming out soon.

Due to the rise of Netflix and my own increasing frugality/laziness it's rare that I actually see a movie in theaters so I'm seeing most films at least five months after wide release but it allows me the option to pile on summer blockbuster after summer blockbuster. This is exactly how I came to watch Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, and X-Men: First Class which fully qualifies as a superhero bender. I was equally pleased with all of them but I was surprised at how much I enjoyed X-Men mostly because I was skeptical of how the origin story would hold up. I realized afterward that part of the reason I enjoyed it was because there were no countless references to the upcoming Avengers movie.

It's not that I didn't enjoy the other movies. I did. I thought Thor was very well done especially considering how difficult it is for the screenwriters and director to keep a movie about a Norse god living in a parallel dimension somewhat grounded in reality and able to live in the same fictional universe as the Iron Man and Hulk characters. Captain America was average and Iron Man 2 felt like two different movies. There was the Iron Man 2 sequel plot line and then there was the storyline Marvel clearly wanted added in as promo material for the Avengers.

It's not that this constitutes lazy writing or a cheap gimmick. (Tangent rant alert) Disney currently holds that belt for tacking on 3D technology to old animated films and regurgitating them back into theaters so the viewing public can not only pay theater prices to films they've already seen in theaters but also the public has the joy of paying an extra 4 to 5 bucks for a 3D ticket. Who can blame Disney though when nostalgia driven theater-goers put up $100 million in ticket sales to see The Lion King again? Given the success of The Lion King who knows to what movies Disney will apply 3D for re-release.



This would qualify as "rock bottom".....IN 3D!!!


But back to the topic at hand of Marvel including an Avengers recruitment story line in nearly all of their superhero movies. While I do find it an interesting (as well as unprecedented) strategy the main problem I have is that this Avengers secondary story line can become burdensome to the main story line as well as interrupt the flow of the movie. Watching Iron Man 2 was like trying to watch a movie with somebody poking you in the stomach every ten minutes saying "Did you know they're coming out with an Avengers movie?" or "Hey.....hey......hey, look at me. The Avengers movie is coming soon." It can become a distraction to the main story that the filmmaker is trying to tell. Certain movies handle the plot lines better than others. Thor does the best job at blending the two together but I wonder how much better Thor could have been if the director had been given those 20 minutes of film to better develop his characters or the main story arch. Imagine how much less of an impact the Christopher Nolan Batman movies would have if he had tried to work in Batman's recruitment into the Justice League.

I'm looking forward to seeing sequels to Thor and Captain America where there is no need for mentioning the Avengers and the movie can just focus on those individual characters. Full disclosure: I'm fully aware of how much of a fan-boy I sound like in this posting.

As I said at the beginning, I'm looking forward to the Avengers movie coming out and I'm sure it will be incredibly entertaining. But part of the fun of superhero movies is that most superheroes are a bit of an underdog. We root for them because they take on evil individually even though the chances are small that they will succeed. Grouping them together stacks the deck to the level that it would be improbable that any villain could defeat them. The suspense is removed.

If only I could put this amount of effort and brain power into studying for the GMAT.

Regardless, it will be interesting to see if America embraces this concept of high profile individuals joining forces on the same team. It's not like there have been previous examples of this that the public has rebelled against right? Right?



Not a good sign